Here are the screen captures and episode stills from Season 5 Episode 13: The Recombination Hypothesis.

Links:
- 513: The Recombination Hypothesis (captures)
- 513: The Recombination Hypothesis (stills)

My Favorite Quotes:

I won’t quote the whole Sheldon/Howard/Raj “wood” conversation but it was extremely comical.

Sheldon: Oh no, they sent the wrong Spock. Live long and suck it Zachary Quinto!

Leonard: That’s not true.
Sheldon: It’s called non-fiction for a reason Leonard.

Howard: Oh it’s 8:30, did you and Penny decide to go and paint the town beige?
Leonard: You’re 30 and live with your mother.
Raj: I guess it didn’t go well. 

Here are the screen captures and episode stills from Season 5 Episode 12: The Shiny Trinket Maneuver.

Links:
- 512: The Shiny Trinket Maneuver (captures)
- 512: The Shiny Trinket Maneuver (stills)

My Favorite Quotes:

Raj: I’m telling you dude there is a seat on the Hogwarts Express with your name on it.

Howard: Look I made Sheldon disappear. Ta-Da!
Leonard: Next time you should open with that. 

Howard’s Mom: I hope it fits, she has a tricky figure. She is short and stacked like me.
Howard: She’s not stacked like you Ma, she never steps on hers!

Howard: I always thought I’d be a dad one day.
Raj: Oh me too. Your so caring. I’ve often pictured you guiding a young boy into manhood.
Leonard: There you go Howard it sounds like Raj will have your babies. Problem solved! 

Penny: Sheldon that pocket watch is ridiculous.
Sheldon: Nonsense, I look like a train conductor.

Amy: OH IT’S A TIARA! A TIARA I HAVE A TIARA! PUT IT ON ME PUT IT ON ME PUT IT ON ME PUT IT ON ME PUT IT ON ME PUT IT ON ME PUT IT ON ME!
Penny: You look beautiful. 
Amy:  OF COURSE I DO, I’M A PRINCESS AND THIS IS MY TIARA!
Sheldon: You were right, tiara was too much.